Hartles
a name with chinese / turkish heritage; a hartles can be seen as a vast encyclopedia of completely irrelevent and useless “facts” that will often be provided in times of m-ss confusion.
“a hartles would have been more useful than that bl–dy lecturer!”
guy 1: “it’s weird how the snow doesn’t melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets”
guy 2: “well that’s because the sun doesn’t shine on our street”
guy 1 & 3: “what? oh here we go general knowledge; hartles extreme!”
guy 1: “ah the soddin freeview box isn’t workin”
guy 2: “i know, i’ll go pull on that wire outside see if that works…”
guy 1: “cl-ssic hartles…..”
(listening to rihanna’s “disturbia” song)
“maaatteee this song sounds just like disturbia”
“that’s probably because it is disturbia mate…….what a hartles”
a babe of a girl that you eye-up with your mates as she walks past. the type of girl that you’re scared to ask for their number.
”whoah she’s fit, go get her number”
”nah man, she’s too hartle”
cheap b-st-rd
i asked my dad for some money but i didn’t get sh-t because he is very hartle.
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