Hartley Fruit
a particular individual whom partakes in a number of h-m–s-xual acts.
hartley- respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
fruit- respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)
ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. if someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
person1: oh my gosh, shut up! you’re a complete hartley!
person1: hey? are you a hartley fruit?
person2: yeah! along as you’re not a complete hartley!
person1: hey whats your name?
person2: matthew?
person1: you’re hartley
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