an average looking man, but he looks high all the time, he is always sick,

he usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn’t get that many girls…

untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
that’s when the p-ss-es start to rain dawwwwggg!!!

ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming “hartwig you irresistibly s-xy diplomat, f-ck my brains out till i’m a goldfish”.
girl 1:”oh he looks so average”
girl 2:” don’t be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all”
girl 1:” stop you’re already making me h-rny”

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