Hartzler


the name for the surcharge added to something when it is larger than normal size.
joel went to the barber shop and they added a hartzler onto his bill because his head is so big.
a pile of sh-t stacked to atleast 5 foot 7 inches high. usually found in the marine corps. also means to fall asleep after a 5-6 minute car ride
bro wake the f-ck up you’re being a hartzler….or look at the size of that hartzler sitting in the chow hall

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