Harvard Goggles
how women are typically perceived at harvard university. this perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. for example, if a woman is a 5 outside of harvard, she is approximately an 8 at harvard.
warning: when beer goggles are worn in conjunction with harvard goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. b-st–lity or h-m-s-xuality).
this perception consequently tends to disillusion the women of harvard university into thinking that they are attractive. fortunately, this disillusionment only lasts 4 years with brief intermissions in between years for winter, spring, and summer breaks.
theodore covington iii: gee preston, did you observe that female? she was extremely attractive!
preston wingfield vi: get a hold of yourself theodore! we’re on summer break; you really must remove the harvard goggles. i’ve seen more attractive animal feces than that lady.
how women are typically perceived at harvard university. this perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. for example, if a woman is a 5 outside of harvard, she is approximately an 8 at harvard.
warning: when beer goggles are worn in conjunction with harvard goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. b-st–lity or h-m-s-xuality).
“wow! did you see that babe over there?”
“she is maybe a four. we’re on break, its time to remove your harvard goggles”
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