harvey dent
to be two-faced or to be really shady.
a: wow what a sl-t…
b: wait, isn’t that your friend?
a: yeah…
b: jeez you are harvey dent as fudge
the byproduct of an electric razor or beard trimmer losing its battery power when one is only half way finished tr-mm-ng their p-b-s. the finished product, where one half is neatly shaven and the other half is full of thick or co-rs- hair, looks like harvey dent’s in the movie batman after burning half of his face; gaining the appropriate name ‘two face’
guy # 1- “dude, i was doing some ‘manscaping’ -tr-mm-ng my p-b-s- and my electric razor battery died right when i had finished my left side. (guy #1 then proceeds to show guy # 2 his pubic region)
guy #2- “holy sh-t! it looks like harvey dent after he became two face in batman.”
when a guy comes in his hand and wipes the c-m evenly only on the left side of a girl’s face, replicating the two-face effect of harvey dent.
“i had to pull out since i didn’t have a condom, but it was all cool because i did a harvey dent all over her face.”
the horribly grotesque dents visible on a person’s, usually a female’s, thighs when they wear shorts that are way too short. commonly refered to as cottage cheese thighs.
guy 1: yo man check that b-tch out, she fiiine.
guy 2: dude, no, she’s got some serious harvey dents.
guy 1: i don’t mind.
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