has the Worms
subjective, obsessive,negative jealous thoughts, visuals, questions, usually centered around your girl or ex-girl’s past partners or could-be s-xual partners. often occuring during all hours and causing depression/brink insanity in the male. once the worms have they’re hook set they’re d-mn near impossible to get rid of. symptoms include …asking those tmi questions that drive your partners crazy about past partners (size, positions, where they did it)- you need to know type. constantly on the eye for ‘him’ or ‘her’ around and, when seeing them, visual movie theater s-x scene with your partner causing d-mn near dementia. once a name has been ‘wormed’ hearing it or seeing it printed causes a negative, emotional rage that can grow with new facts or ‘worm roids’
‘d-mn, meg, my bf is driving me insane!’ ‘he has the worms for my ex’s! everytime i talk dirty to him he keeps pryin’ to know if i said the same thing to him when we f-cked! really drags me down.’
“_and it was only fantasy, the wall was too high, as you can see, however he tried he could not break free, and the worms ate into his brain_” pink floyd the wall
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