hasbeans


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a adult female (like anne heche) who has affairs with women and declares herself lesbian when young but decides later that she’s really hetero and becomes a totally straight hausfrau, married, pta, making apple pies, the works, making the 100% dyk-s rather bitter.

pr-nounced so as to rhyme with “lesbian.”
oh she was hot for p-ssy in college, but like so many now she’s just a hasbean.

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