Hatmaker Effect


the hatmaker effect is what happens when a guy falls hard for a girl that is gorgeous, funny, sweet and just all around amazperfectness. once the hatmaker effect has taken ahold of you i would advise to just let it happen. side effects include deep emotions for a girl, wanting to do something special for them as much as possible, loss of appet-te, constant dreams of her, and perhaps on rare occasions the sharing of a furry friend between you and a girl. the hatmaker effect has no cure and will stay with you until the end of time.
christopher: bro i cant eat and i have been having these weird dreams about a girl. whats wrong with me?

luke: it sounds like the hatmaker effect to me bro.

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