hasgnbilf
hot and s-xy guy named brennan i’d like to f-ck.
brennan is the hottest guy alive
texting!
megan: hey!
gita: whats up
megan: not much. you?
gita: thinking bout hasgnbilf
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- hasol
a word made up by the late, great kimberli mortensen. basically, it means loser, but it’s way cooler, because it sounds like “-sshole.” but it means you’re a awesome loser. “hey, kim. you better not be watching me shower from heaven, you hasol.”
- Hatch Cover
a kotex used to cover a woman’s p-ssy during her menstrual cycle. honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?
- Haugaard
(n) a growth of facial hair in which gnomes or other mythical beings communally live. in order to be applicable, wearer must have at least one phd. for a second i thought that hobo had a total haugaard, but then i remembered that he only had an -ssociates degree from a community college.
- Havens to Hendrix
from beginning to end. refers to the opening/closing acts at woodstock. that trip was an unmitigated disaster, from havens to hendrix.
- have sack
an exhortation to exhibit manliness; an imperative said to an individual whose conduct is causing a suspicion of a lack of t-st-cl-s. robby: o, you bounced the quarter into my cup, that means i must partake, but i have been over-served, i must abstain. kaz: dude, have sack!