Hash Aftermath


the jobby you take after a session of heavy hash smoking. usually bigger, denser and smellier than any other form of jobby. will easily take up 15-60 minutes of your day and you will most definitely have a sore b-m from the toilet seat after. you may also find that your -n-s stings too, but this is dependent on the food you ate during your hash smoking session.
morning after a night of smoking hash:

tom: “awww jesus what the f-cks that smell?!”

sloth: “sorry about that, i was sitting on the toilet for 45 f-cking minutes with a serious case of hash aftermath!”

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