hashtag retard
hashtag r-t-rd (noun)
1. a generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.
2. a disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.
(a) you pvr’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag r-t-rd?
(b) being a hashtag, i mistook the word “closure” for “kosher”.
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