someone who includes way to many hashtags with every post they submit, some of which are not even related.
paul put some work pics on facebook with 11 hashtags- 3 of them were about his grandmother’s birthday. he’s way too hashtaggressive!
- Neighbourhood Mayor
the guy on the block who thinks everything is his business and takes it upon himself to inform people of every happening. the neibourhood mayor does not generally like to be outdone by his fellow neibourhood dwellers. andrew: why does tim always gossip about every bodies business as if it were his own? john: don’t […]
- Lard Closet
a hole speciffically for larding and peeing. rare in the human the lard closet can pee and p–p un like the booty qow is dat a lard closet its hela dope a closet nthat can pee and or poo. a hole with the m-ss of 223532 kg holy cr-p that lard closet is hela dope […]
to c-m on , shove in or lube up ” i jus covered beckys face in jelm” “honey jelm that d-ld- up my -ss while we f-ck” “girl:come f-ck me guy:i will gotta jelm up my d-ck first”
- Carson coma
a person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. the person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one’s head. behavior seen with presidential candidate ben carson. after such a large lunch, i fell into a carson coma […]
- washing the fruit
this is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom. josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.