Hashtwat
hash tw-t (#tw-t)
someone who has completely misunderstood the point of hash tags and so uses them in an ridiculously excessive way to try and make themselves look cool/a social networking enthusiast/look like they have loads of twitter followers, friends etc.
however they just end up look stupid and embarr-ssing.
example:
“oh cr-p i just got a parking ticket #godimanidiot oh well, im getting drunk tonight #itsgoingtobeabigone #wasted #imsof-ckingcoolitsajoke”
john “oh help, did you see mikes twitter today”
celine: “ew yes, he’s a total hashtw-t #tw-t”
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