Haslem Face


top definition
the natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like -ss. the nba player, udonis haslem, possesses a permanent -ss face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
dude, what’s up with the haslem face? can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo’ lip? it’s not like it smells like -ss in here.

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