haslum


1.a haslum is a nonce. it is a very r-t-rded creature that lives a noice life.

2.it’s also a term for how happy you are.
1. oh no, it’s a haslum. run while you still have the chance.
2. i am so haslumed right now like soooooo haslumed.

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