Hasselbitch


h-sselb-tch (noun/person) as in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called the view. h-sselb-tch, can’t get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.

h-sselb-tch (adjective) an uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.
the h-sselb-tch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too s-xy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker…

when kathy griffin was on the view, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all h-sselb-tchy.

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