Hasselhawful


1. when you are really stoned while with a friend and they want to watch h-sselhof’s roast.

2 when a thought or action is so random, bizarre, or convoluted that its pure obscurity makes the awfulness of that thought just weird, funny or confusingly tolerable.
somehow h-sselhof is strangely tolerable when stoned. well, no. i take that back. he’s h-sselhawful.

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