Hasshole

when david h-sselhoff acts like a complete -sshole.
fan: omg! it’s david h-sselhoff! can i have your autograph?

david h-sselhoff: f-ck off!

fan: jeez, someone’s being a h-sshole.
david h-sselhoff’s -sshole.
“what is that, man?”
“why is it so hairy?”
“that’s a h-sshole. don’t touch it.”
when someone is h-ssling you about something while being an -sshole about it.
“take out the trash already!”
“fine i’ll do it now so you can stop being an h-sshole.”
a person or task requiring an unjustified amount of work and attention. usually in the work place when referring to a client, co-worker or boss.

when used in conversation, the word stealthily sounds like h-ssle.
co-worker: my boss just made me pull all the client files from last year and re-file them in chronological order rather than alphabetical.
me: what a h-sshole.
co-worker: yeah, tell me about it…wait, what?
me: don’t worry about it. can you get me the alvarez file from last year?
a alternative curse word for -ss-hole. a word you can call your boss or authoritive figure and not get in trouble
office cubile person:you h-sshole boss:what you call me ocp:a h-ssle boss:o i thought you called me -ss-hole
huge -sshole, someone who is a much bigger -sshole than an average -sshole (like your boss).
president george w. bush is an h-sshole
a person, usually a seattle seahawks fan, that continues to defend the play of nfl quarterback matt h-sselbeck despite the mountain of evidence that proves h-sselbeck to be a washed-up stiff.
can you believe that one guy on the seahawks blog said he wants the team to re-sign that terrible piece of sh-t matt h-sselbeck, even after how crummy the guy has played the last few years? what a h-sshole!