hasslehoff
verb: to have one too many shirt b-ttons undone.
“that hairy bear over there is totally h-sselhoffing! hey, hairy bear, b-tton up, b-ttercup!”
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to be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the hoff did with the pizza incident.
dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)…
chick: dude, don’t h-sslehoff that donut…
a nervous w-nk that emphasizes speed and stealth.
usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or cl-ssmates.
1. man, my parents were having a party and i was a h-rny beast, so i had to h-sslehoff my way through the night. man im sore…
2. c-ssidy was wearing a short -ss skirt today, so i pulled a h-sslehoff durring 2nd period
-noun: another way of calling someone or something a h-ssle, or pain in the -ss.
john: hey man, do you think you could give me a ride home?
mike: dude, you live like 50 miles away. ya freaking h-sslehoff..
awesome, cool, hip, totally bangin’
guy: that shirt you’re wearing is so h-sslehoff!
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