hastay
a man or men who take a fat load in the mouth. usually comes in pairs such as twins.
man that guy got’s white sh-t all over his face it looks like he must be a hastay.
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three cards in poker that share the same number or face value. i got my three-of-a-kind of aces on the river!
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- monkie
a term used to refer to a person engaging in annoying but humorous actions. usually a computer gamer. also used to refer to someone who is doing incredibly well or incredibly bad in a computer game, such as counter-strike. alternate spellings: monkeh arrg! u stupid monkie! d00d, j00r a 1337 monkie!