If the toilet’s broken, shit outside.


a response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.
employee: “i’m waiting for it to call me, my printer is broken. that’s why i didn’t print my report”.

manager: “we have more than one printer. if the toilet’s broken, sh-t outside.”

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