Hastejaculation


when a 26 year old dude goes to an 18+ club only to grind all night with a young and unsuspecting female until he almost -j-c-l-t-s in his pants, giving himself a mean set of blue b-lls.
last night i was dancing with this chick, i got some bone and gave myself a hast-j-c-l-t–n. i got such a bad stomach ache i went home and threw up.

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