Hat Making


the art of making hat-tricks. this term is most commonly used when a player gets three kills in a row, and in others words “makes a hat.” this profession is only for professionals, and therefore should not even be spoken about by inferior people (hat buyers).

there are two types of people in the world: hat makers and hat buyers. which type of person you are is determined at the time of your birth. when you are born, you are either wearing a hat or the doctor gives you a hat. if you are born with a hat then you are destined to be a hat maker… however, if the doctor gives you a hat then you are destined to become a hat buyer, which ensures your failure throughout life.
ex1.: “yo brandon how’s the business?”
“pretty mulge, been makin’ hats all night on these kids.”

ex2.: “hey dude are you any good at that game?”
“are you f-cking kidding me? did you see how much hat making went on that game because of me?”

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