hatchet monkey


male behavioral trait. the hatchet monkey is friendly to the same s-x without any h-m-s-xual tendencies.
guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. i thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. you know the type!

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