hatchet

1. a small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. it is the western/european -n-log to the american indian tomahawk. while primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.

2. what dumb f-cking juggalos call a meat cleaver. the large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn “hatchetman” is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. juggalos are too f-cking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep “hating” on them. stupid douchef-ckers.
1. i brought a hatchet with me when i went camping, so i could chop firewood.

2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
juggalo idiotic/pathetic weapon of choice.
tom: did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
martha: oh my! what happened?
tom: this kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. they smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he sw-ng his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
martha: was he a juggalo?
tom: i believe so, why?
martha: deserved it.
by defonition, a small hand axe. due to ignorance, this weapon is now -ssociated with a group of demented windowlickers. hatchets, much like r-t-rds, have been around for a very long time. they were, and still are, used as tools. also, they symbolize a feud.
guy: i need to cut this.
guy2: use my hatchet!
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juggalo: shyt, i gotz a hatchet! down wif da clown!
juggalette: dats almost as cool as a faygo!
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when putting differences/feuds aside, it is said that you are “burying the hatchet.”
a small, short-handled ax for use in one hand.

made popular as the weapon of choice for a “juggalo” by “insane clown posse”, totally disregarding the fact that chainsaws are way more bad-ss than little p-ssy axes. and icp blows. peace out dawgzzz!!!111
hogar:dude that guyz giving me sh-t, i wanna bury a hatchet in his head.

will the sensible:a chainsaw would make you look more bad-ss. and a shotgun would be easier. and probaly bloodier.
juggalo weapon of choice
ima awing my hatchet into yo m-th- f-ckin neck b-tch!
mcl
what a juggalo will be choppin yo neck with
we are runnin with the f-ckin hatchet
1.a small hand axe sometimes with a triangle-shaped edge to deepen the wound. known as a juggalo’s best weapon by icp fans, this is also made popular in j-pan by rena, the lead villian/murderer of the first and fifth arc of higurashi no naru koro ni or “when the cicidas cry”.
“i’m so going to make a hatchet for halloween!”

net troll: close the hatchet!
net expert: then you’ll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=

rena: i will never forgive her for tellling them! -pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet-