Hatchmeister


the only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.
me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are f-gggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister
a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

-may cut knuckles with razor blades.
kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the “fight”

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