Hatepunch


a punch so filled with hate that it, for a split second, becomes hate itself. the fist turns into a white-hot ball of energy that completely incinerates the punchee’s entire body, and makes his d-ck shrink down to a half-inch. the hatepunch has been perfected only by those who have either harbored enough hate or killed enough people to summon it. also, whenever a hatepunch is issued, all women in the immediate surrounding area lose their clothing.
“i heard he used a hatepunch on him. that’s what caused the explosion downtown.”

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