Hatesitation
the moment your cell rings and it is someone you don’t like or want to talk to , and you have to decide if it is worth putting up with their voice mail,text/email later or just getting it over with and answering the call.
cell: ring, ring
me: ah man, it is ———- i don’t want to talk to him right now,but he will just leave a long rambling message or text me a hundred times so i will answer and get it over with. i guess the hatesitation rules in his favor ….
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