hatrosexual
any person and/or human being who is s-xually attracted to or derives s-xual pleasure from headwear.
i saw my brother masturbating to the hat section in css. i believe he may be a hatros-xual.
negative comment, used to rib a person who over-uses the stingy-brim hat fashion statement. the deserving person can be seen constantly adjusting it, looking in mirrors and glancing at window reflections.
dude, enough with the hat already, don’t go hatros-xual on us.
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