hatter
noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.
mike: hey alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?
alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
a person whom everyone trusts with their secrets and can be anyone’s friend and will help anyone out but will always be silently suffering will not talk about it.
carebear: wheres’ hatter? i need his help?
mike: oh well you can tell me ill help
cb: no the hatter is the one i trust
a really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 mph below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.
every time i try to get somewhere in a hurry, i get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!
1.a tripper, some one who trips out while high.
2. someone who is mad (crazy) drinkin chi
person one: i wanna go home this high is too much.
second person:dawg, stop being a hatter.
alice sat with a hatter in wonderland.
someone who doesn’t have a life so they hate on u to make it seem like they have one.
i don’t like hatters because they think they r all that.
someone who lives in medicine hat(the gas city), alberta, canada
are you from here?
yep i’m a hatter born and raised
a male or female who is a supporter of the great luton town fc
that tasty geezer really hates watford with a p-ssion, he must be a hatter.
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