jurking
lurking + jerking off= jurking.
this is the act that some weirdos out there may do. spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o’ war with yourself.
imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.
girlfriend 1: omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on okcupid. he looks at it everyday. sometimes twice a day.
girlfriend 2: that’s gross. what a creep. jurk alert.
Read Also:
- Caveman Slap
the act of sh-tting in the pocket your hand. followed by you slapping the face of your partner making it look like they’ve been slapped by a cave man with filthy hands. “tilly was extremely upset about the caveman slap she had recieved hours earlier because it still smelt horrid.” “cletus suffered severe cramps from […]
- Burntash
a moustach that connects all the way to the sideburns without a gap, usually regarded as a handlebar moustache. that gap toothed hillbilly has one h-ll of a burntash!
- Trey Pound 7
a trey pound 7 is a .357 magnum. trey=3 and 5=pound. 7 is the last number. trey pound 7=magnum. cleveland is near new york, so we share the same slangs. 50 cent lyrics (right thurr remix) i got my trey pound 7 right hurr, right hurr i’ll shoot a n-gg- -ss right hurr, right hurr.
- Trace
one of the sweetest and nicest people you can know. he cares about his body and is in great shape. he is selfless and works hard to make other peoples lives better….he is also the best friend or boyfriend anyone could ask for!!! trace talking to his friend while they are freaking out trace giving […]
- TOAB
someone completely useless. short for “as useless as t-ts on a bull”. used to identify someone by name man, i hate working with toab a tan,old,alcoholic blonde. they have fake blonde hair,the majority of them are tan,they are 40 or older,they smoke,and they have a raspy voice. she is a toab. is simply a tweaker […]