hattie – about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
so exciting that n-body could ever out-excite her. she is a social oracle, who’s favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
-hattie approaches person and s-xually prods her in the sides-
hattie: heeey.
random person: oh. hi. how was the party?
hattie: -monotone- ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off total sh-tmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. who was hot. oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his p-n-s. oh my god how did that get there? oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. no wait, i totally tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie – about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
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