hattie keys


hattie keys is my f-cking idol. all these guys want to get at her but they can’t bc she’s too cool and pretty and smart. spicy boi also has no chance at her even though he has tried so so many times >:c. shes lovely and amazing and everyone loves her and wants to hangout with her and her singing voice is so good oh my god. she also got a phattie;))))).
girl 1: yo isn’t that the school hattie keys goes too?
girl 2: yea, i wish i was friends with her.
girl 1: me too!! i heard some guy named spicy boi threw up at her party, what a p-ssy.
girl 2: i know, she can do so much better than him, lets hangout with her.

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