Haulin Oats


hauling oats is simply a saying used when you are running really fast, or when your owning some one at a video game or when your just f-ckin sh-t up.
a-champ was haulin oats last night!
a clever name for an oatmeal delivering service; it is a reference to the late 70’s to early mid-80’s american pop music duo hall & oates

first suggested by zack galifianakis on jimmy kimmel live
person 1: wow! how did your oats get here so fast!

person 2: haulin’ oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!
when you begin to run faster then you ever have before, so fast that your are faster then the world’s quickest horse. as if you were eating the very same oats that the fastest horse was raised eating.
guy 1: “dude, look at dan he’s running so fast”
guy 2: “yeah bro he’s haulin’ oats”

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