Haunching Up

also see “haunch it up”. the act of expelling a very large amount of cr-p after having held it in for far too long.

haunching up can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 1 hour. prolonged periods of haunching up may lead to back problems and hemorrhoids.
andi: where’s kelsey? i haven’t seen her for 2 hours.
ralph: she’s in the bathroom “haunching up”. probably gonna clog up the toilet again!

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