haunted hayride

when you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.
tracy and i sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal s-x became a haunted hayride. now i hire escorts to throw cats on me while i m-st-rb-t-.

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