haunted playground


a haunted playground is a woman’s v-g-n- after she’s had an abortion. it’s a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
“man i’m not f-cking with her. she’s got a haunted playground. i don’t want no ghost baby grabbing my d-ck.”

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