haunted vagina


1. an active v-g-n- that, should you enter, will haunt you for the rest of your life.

2. an inactive v-g-n- that is said to have ghosts living in it.
sense 1: “her haunted v-g-n- will leave you begging for more.”

“her v-g-n- is so haunted, you’ll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her.”

sense 2: “she doesn’t have a haunted house, just a haunted v-g-n-!” overheard at work

“her man left her, now she have a haunted v-g-n-.”

“how many men she have that left her with a haunted v-g-n-?”

“ghost c-cks in the haunted v-g-n-.”

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