haunted


the state of cronic depression and gloom created by a cataclysmic personal event.
“i haven’t seen jay around in a really long time. what happened to him?”

“the breakup with jennifer broke his heart. he just sits at home alone. man he’s totally haunted”
a term for getting really f-cked up and/or crazy. see also: hyphy. originated in the south bay
“hey bro, what are you doin’ tonight?”
“i dunno but ima get mad haunted”

a place where everyone there should be dead
man that church is haunted
when something inanimate is stupid, broken, ill conceived, or dangerous. a general term indicating something that doesn’t work properly.
q: did you see the crane that toppled over and killed all those people?

a: yeah, that sh-t was definitely haunted.
what an area (usually a cemetary or an establishment such as a castle or church) is where ghosts, ghouls, spirits and spectres can be found floating around meaninglessly.
my shirt is haunted.
a brilliant tv series cancelled by upn in the usa in 2002, network ten in australia bought rights to haunted and broadcast the program in 2005. starred matthew fox as private eye frank taylor.
haunted
2002
matthew fox
upn, usa
network ten, australia
often used as a term to describe a building inhabited by ghosts but is also a way to describe a scuzzy -ss hoe who has yellow sludge dripping from her c-nt.
“d-mn! that b-tch is haunted!”

“i slipped on that yellow sludge on the floor and now i have back problems. that’s the last time i invite ashley to my house, she’s mad haunted.”

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