Hausered
1.to make a fool of oneself. 2.to say one thing and do another. 3. to scream meltdown when cornered 4. to make air claims 5. to contradict oneself 6. definitions 1-5 performed simultaneously.
kaspar hausered himself but was too pig ignorant to notice everyone was laughing at him, instead of with him.
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