haute noir


noir culture designed for the refined cl-sses that is comprised of architectural pieces and other immutable objects that comprise a tableau; contrasted with “low noir” items such as pulp fiction novels and other disposable consumer-oriented items.
high church cathedrals are a predecessor to haute noir as they are immutable pieces of gothic architecture designed for the catholic church.

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