Hauz Pauz


the pause you take before reflexively looking up information in order to try to remember it independently. meant to increase memory capabilities.
nate: what famous actor started their career as a stripper?

dan: i don’t remember off the top of my head, look it up.
nate: hauz pauz
dan: okay, i think it might have been will ferrel, or jerry seinfield. maybe channing tatum.
nate: ahh, i think channing tatum. now i’ll check to see if we are right.

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