have the shits
to have diarrhea. to go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.
it can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.
poor mary, she has the sh-ts.
my cat had the sh-ts last night.
i think i have the sh-ts.
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