to jerk off or m-st-rb-t-
i found little jimmy in the closet having a jag
- scue me
a polite way of telling someone to get the f-ck out of way without being a complete douche but you still trying to be one “scue me!” “stfu jared!!” “pull up den hoe?!!”
- the pr*ckly p**p
when your p–p p-sses through your -n-s and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts. the pr-ckly p–p i just p-ssed felt like chunky peanut b-tter p-ssing through my -n-s.
a nice funny guy who has chill and always looks forward to meeting new people, he is beast at air hockey and is loyal to his friends and can trust anyone. ‘ d-mn that mujin looking fine today ‘ ‘ mujin is really funny ‘
- good common sense
a new company that creates all natural skin care without synthetic chemicals and uses only essential oils for all scents. i just bought some awesome bath bombs from good common sense!
- i'm on the strug bus
when you’re having a realy really bad day hey man how are u? i’m on the strug bus bro.