Havn’t got a sausage


phrase: it is slang for saying ‘i have no idea’

it derives from northern ireland and england.

if two people are caught in a strange situation, this is the ultimate saying.
example #1

‘what the h-ll are we going to do?’

‘jesus, i havn’t got a sausage for f-ck sakes’!!!!

example #2

‘here b-ll-nd, what the f-ck where you doing with my girl?’

‘havn’t got a sausage what your f-cking on about, you mong’

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