Hawaiian hot pocket
the beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man’s b-ttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened -n-s and your mouth multiple times. once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner’s mouth. open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners -n-l cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. the spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).
i’m aching for a luau, so why not perform a “hawaiian hot pocket” with me?
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