hawaiian pork poke
to have s-xual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repet-tively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for s-xual pleasure.
friend: “hey zach, got any plans tonight?”
zach: “oh man, i’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned hawaiian pork poke!”
friend: “ah man, i’m missing out aren’t i??”
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