hawg handler


a person, usually male, who just has to f-ck the biggest, fattest, ugliest b-tches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..
did you see that fat f-kn huge, ugly c-nt lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.

ya, he is a total hawg handler!

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