Hawiian Hydroplane
although quite a difficult and messy manuvure, the hawiian hydroplane involves a girl laying a diarreha onto a slip’n’slide, making sure to cover the whole slide, then proceeding to sit nude spread eagle on the end of the slide. then the man, also nude, sprints a short distance and slides down the ‘reha laiden slip’n’slide on his knees with an erection, positioning himself in a way to where his p-n-s can enter the girls sn-tch upon collision at the end of the slide.
dude, it was so hot outside yesterday and me and my girl were really h-rny so we decided to kill two birds with one stone with the hawiian hydroplane.
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